Home		GOOGY OF THE MONTH The award nobody wants, but that some people get, anyway.
					Awardee for August 2005: PARIS "LIFE AFTER A LOBOTOMY IS POSSIBLE" HILTON
			It is with great pleasure that we award this month's Googy to Paris Hilton for her outstanding achievement in the field of boosting male egos. Mrs. Hilton recently replaced her Chihuahua "Tinkerbell" with a new dog called "Bambi", because Tinkerbell, according to information passed on by a friend of Mrs. Hilton to New York magazine, had become too big, and Mrs. Hilton "only likes them when they are very small." By making her preference for small things known, Mrs. Hilton has given new hope to men all over the world: every man can be successful with women, even if endowed below average. As long as he is a shipping heir, that is. Recommended links: "I'm like an American princess" - Paris Hilton being her usual sunny self