Home		GOOGY OF THE MONTH The award nobody wants, but that some people get, anyway.
					Awardee for October 2005: JEB "BANG BANG" BUSH"
			Awarded belatedly, but nevertheless with love to GOV. JEB "BANG BANG" BUSH for his merits in the promotion of Texas tourism (to be shared with the Florida House, the Senate, and the National Rifle Association) By making his "X" on the dotted line, thus signing "Stand your ground" into law, Gov. Jeb Bush has done more for promoting Texas as a tourist spot than the Texan Tourist Board could have ever done. Compared to Florida, where you can now be shot on sight if the guy from whom you asked the time feels threatened by your mere presence, Texas looks like the epitome of peace and sanity. And with Jeb and George out of the state, that might even be true.